Quips and Quotes

Memorable quotes by the famous and infamous

"After 5 years of the Obama Presidency, I now agree with my Democratic friends who claimed, during the Reagan Presidency, that you only had to be a bad actor to be President."
          Chuck Bryan, Druid Shaman
          November 5, 2013
                                                     
"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it.  If you like your doctor, you can keep him. PERIOD!"
          President Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
          2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

"If you like your health insurance, you can keep it.  If you like your doctor, you can keep him. IF..."
          President Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
          Tuesday, November 5, 2013

"I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph and there is purpose and worth to each and every life"
          President Ronald Reagan, Republican

"We must free ourselves of the shackles of the past and move boldly with hope and optimism into the future while remaining firmly anchored to that which came before"
          Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
                  (HUH????)

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
                                   Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
                                         (stolen from Franklin Roosevelt)  

"I have a dream"
                                 Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
                                      (stolen from Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) 

"Ask not what your country can do for you but, rather, what you can do for your country"
                                 Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
                                          (stolen from John F. Kennedy)

"Make that another scotch.  A double!!"
                                 Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat              
                                      (stolen from Senator Ted Kennedy)

"Honest, Bert, it was the Cookie Monster!!
                                 Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Democrat
                                    (stolen from Ernie on "Sesame Street")

"There will be no peace until they love their children more than they hate us"
                                  Prime Minister Golda Meir, Israel

"The Cold War cannot be won by either side but continued escalation can result in a tragic defeat for all of humanity"
                                    President Jimmy Carter, Democrat

"My strategy for the Cold War is simple: We win. They lose"
                                   President Ronald Reagan, Republican

"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky"
                               President William Clinton, Democrat

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President"
                                Senator Hillary Clinton, Democrat

"It isn't that liberals are ignorant, they just know so much that isn't so"
                                 President Ronald Reagan, Republican

"I did not have sex with that woman, Mary Mahoney"
                                   President William Clinton, Democrat
 
"My brother, Jimmy, is such a tightass that his toes curl every time he blinks.  He needs to come over to my house, set out on the front porch, eat some boiled peanuts and wash 'em down with a six-pack of Billy Beer"
                                   Billy Carter, Philosopher-Brewer

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity"
                                  Ann Coulter, Author/Columnist

"I did not have sex with that woman, Kathleen Willey"
                                   President William Clinton, Democrat

"I invented the Internet"
                                    Vice President Al Gore, Democrat

"There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americans"
                                President Theodore Roosevelt, Republican

"Our soldiers are terrorizing the Vietnam countryside in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan"                            1971
                                      Senator John Kerry, Democrat
(Honored as a "Hero of the Revolution" along with Hanoi Jane Fonda in the Vietnamese Communist War Remnants Museum in Ho Chi Minh City)

"Our soldiers are terrorizing innocent women and children by dark of night"
                                                           2006
                                     Senator John Kerry, Democrat

"Of course I bear some responsibility for our country's fiscal crisis, I WAS once a Democrat"
                                   President Ronald Reagan, Republican

"I did not have sex with that woman, Gennifer Flowers"
                                    President William Clinton, Democrat

"There is a perfectly logical explanation for the $90,000 in my freezer"
                                Congressman William Jefferson, Democrat

"Our world will cease to exist in 10 years due to global warming"
                                                               1995
                                     Vice President Al Gore, Democrat      

"Our world will cease to exist in 10 years due to global warming"
                                                                2006
                                      Vice President Al Gore, Democrat

"Our Marines are killing innocent civilians in cold blood"
                                  Congressman John Murtha, Democrat

"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled, or hanged"
                                   President Abraham Lincoln, Republican

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book"
                                 President Ronald Reagan, Republican
                  (ergo: "It Takes a Village" by Hillary and "My Life" by Bill)

"Our soldiers in Iraq are no more than NAZI storm troopers"
                                        Senator Dick Durbin, Democrat

"I did not have sex with that woman, Suzanne Coleman"
                                   President William Clinton, Democrat

"Reestablishment of the Union, in all its integrity, is the indispensable condition for any settlement"
             General George McClellan, 1864 Democrat Presidential Candidate
    (the 1864 Democratic Chicago Platform institutionalized southern slavery in exchange for peace...and liberals are still willing to trade freedom for peace)

"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"
                                            Ben Franklin/Patriot
                                               
"The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer"
                                 President Theodore Roosevelt, Republican 

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.  It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it"
                                   Vice President Al Gore, Democrat

"I did not have sex with that woman, Paula Jones"
                                      President William Clinton, Democrat

"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel"
                                              Robert Frost, Writer

" I can imagine no circumstance in which war would be preferred over appeasement"
                                Representative Dennis Kucinich, Democrat 
(how about taxation without representation/1776; overthrow of a tyrant/Texas 1836; abolition of slavery/1863; Pearl Harbor/1941; World Trade Center/2001)

"Freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to mankind"
                                      President George W. Bush, Republican

"Don't look to government to solve the problem. Government IS the problem"
                                       President Ronald Reagan, Republican

"The health care system in Cuba is far superior to anything available in the United States"
                                         Alec Baldwin, Democrat activist
(this kind of progressive thinking may have something to do with his recent court ordered psychiatric evaluation...I thought he was leaving the U.S., why the Hell is he still here?)

"I did have sex with that woman, Hillary Rodham, once"
                                   President William Clinton, Democrat